Wisdom?
// August 22nd, 2008 // My Thoughts
This is a collection of my famous quotes!… well at least famous to me!
- Truth is always victorious…
- Perception, no matter how real, is no substitute for reality!
- I am most often an idiot.. occasionally interrupted with moments of pure genius
- I will probably disagree with everything I just said…. Tomorrow
- our contribution to Gods plan equates to my 4 year old sitting on the counter and helping me make cookies. she has no idea how to make cookies but when they are finished “we made them together”
- I have no Idea what I am talking about right now…






“If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice”
– RUSH “Tom Sawyer”
“Take how funny you THINK you are and cut it by 75%, that’s how funny everyone else thinks you are.”
– Me
Even a dumb guy that keeps his mouth shut looks smarter than the smart guy that runs his trap all the time…
– Paraphrase from King Solomon.
People who are freaked out by my picture are weird.
“We’ve been pretty long enough- let’s give somebody else a turn”
the bald guys’ Dad
(submitted by mom)